So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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