Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
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My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
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So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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