I'm really into asian looking animals
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Randomize
