You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
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My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
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I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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