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Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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