Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
