hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
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Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
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You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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