I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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