I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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