bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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