do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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