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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
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The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
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I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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