You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
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Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
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I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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