hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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