Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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