Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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