You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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