BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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