There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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