i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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