Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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