Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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