i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
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He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
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I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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