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• (727): View more from Florida

  if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.

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  Lol welcome to greek life

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'

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• (716): View more from New York

  your facebook page is a work of drunk art.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?

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• (442): View more from California

  Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.

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