Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
