Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
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it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
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Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
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