Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
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If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
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I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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