Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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