Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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