ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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