idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
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On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
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you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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