so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Everything about him screamed your future.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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