Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
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Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
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Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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