You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
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This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
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The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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