they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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