So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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