I'm so fucking centered right now
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
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I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
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You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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