I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
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There's always time for handjobs
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
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Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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