she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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