Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
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He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
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Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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