Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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