So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
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I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
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We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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