I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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