Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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