We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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