Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
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There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
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I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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