we're blogging at a bar
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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