she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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