Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Pappa wants mamma naked
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
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I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
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Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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