she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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