i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
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He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
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We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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