I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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