You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
19 Unhappily Married People Confess The Red Flags They Ignored
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
These 23 People Destroyed Their Entire Lives In An Instant
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will