THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
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Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
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On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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