I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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