Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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