1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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