areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
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