Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
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